Dumb Reasons For RDM

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  1. Ailuros

    Ailuros Salt Manager Staff Member Community Manager

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    "Imagine a single random sodium ion passes through a pore on the end of an axon,triggering a reaction of other ions to flow across this membrane, the ion, forced by this tidal flow of other ions is pushed along to the muscles on my finger, the ion meets a muscle cell where it unknowingly causes a calapse of a ions down to a calcium store in the cells, the cell releases a rush of calcium, the calcium release bursts into the muscle cells, the calcium begins to bind to actin molecules in the mucles causing the actin to wrap around a biotin molecule causing mucle contraction, this causes my finger to flip u off ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ruff
    soz"

    @Gary the Gargoyle
     
  2. RedZephyr

    RedZephyr I think I’m lost Elite

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    The worst part about this is I understood it
     
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  3. Benson

    Benson ♡♡ #ARAKA ♡♡

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    'he didn't put his gun away'
     
  4. Benson

    Benson ♡♡ #ARAKA ♡♡

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    "He threw tear gas at me"
     
  5. Veno

    Veno I twisted my nut

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    Ten words cannot describe how much i wanted that bullet to go into you.
     
  6. Gary the Gargoyle

    Gary the Gargoyle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ruff Staff Member TTT Admin

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    My question was "why did you kill me"
    his response "owwww,,,because u want kill before,,,sorry ;:"D" - Skylizer
    ...
    ..
    Yes.
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ruff
     
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  7. Veno

    Veno I twisted my nut

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    What the hell is this response. Please translate it to ENGLISH
     

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  8. Aridia

    Aridia Techno Kitty =^.^= Elite

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    "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." ~ @Croob
     
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  9. BigBoy

    BigBoy Getting there

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    " On video or it doesnt count as rdm "
     
  10. SleepySirenMitsu

    SleepySirenMitsu MiTaSuNeKoNoNoNo Staff Member Owner

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    Warning: NSFW..

    Report reason: "Nick got hit with a modified Night Howler pellet, laced with extreme concentrations of testosterone, growth hormones and Chief Bogo’s and Mayor Lionhart’s hyper virile seed. Instead of turning a predator wild, it causes them to exploded in muscle mass and libido, engulfing their vicinity with a potent pheromone that causes anything living to crave the predator’s seed. Judy was humping her hulking fox husband for a month straight."
     
  11. AyyJayy

    AyyJayy Never gonna give a rock Staff Member TTT Admin

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    *NSFM (not safe for Mitsu)
     
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  12. Harriyeet

    Harriyeet Drama detector VIP Trusted

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    After both people were proven by tester:
    [​IMG]
     
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  13. CheekY BastaRD

    CheekY BastaRD Forever Loco Using Fanboi Elite Trusted

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    That was me Harribo :') Did I give you permission to post such a photo? :") jk but that was pretty odd
     
  14. Nexus

    Nexus .exe

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    Jumped under the elevator on whitehouse:

    "YOU STOIP THE LIFT" followed by shotgun to the face.
     
  15. Bruw └(`ヮ` )┐

    Bruw └(`ヮ` )┐ Elite Respected Elite Respected

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    soo i killed a guy, almost right at the start of the round, and then he reported me saying this:

    110% NaCl:
    bruv, why u rdm, u was traitor but u can't kill afk's till overtime, I literally jsut jumped back on when you shot me, u ruined my turn

    ... and ye i was a t xD
     
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  16. LouisTheFox

    LouisTheFox "Your mom!" -LouisTheFox

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    Other day I had two guys rdm me while I was playing innocent one round. Basically they called KOS on me like at the start of the round and then kill me after they find the first body of whoever died first that round. So they kill me pretty much I believe to show either how idiotic they are or to show others that I was the person who killed that person (when in reality I didn't do anything but walk around the map like I mostly do most of the time).

    SO I did what you have to do which report them and they come back with the response which was calling a "furf**". How mature.....
     
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  17. Flano97

    Flano97 The Flamingo Elite

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    He was hitting the exploding barrels that explode when you hit them with your crowbar but somehow only It was only damaging me, not him.
     
  18. Moon Moon

    Moon Moon Once a great sniper, now a dead meme

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    Alpaaca Wut. Elite Respected

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    "Because Llamas are better"

    My favourite.
     
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    UberZee Arcadia's Funeral Director Elite Trusted

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