Discussion in 'General TTT Discussion' started by RainbowGauntlet, Jul 23, 2016.
My latest favorite is:
""my mose dose not work"
Ha, i remember one admin who said one of the reports he handled was "it was my dog, he is a very smart dog"
"He looked at me funny"
These are ones I faced many times in ages past.
"He has a rifle"
"He's hiding in a corner"
"He's in a high place"
"He's in a dark place"
Or any combination of them.
"Aimed at me and I was very sus because he was walking alone"
'was afk for most of last round'
"He's a Furry"
"ahhhsggfygygisuyllzzzzz" Or any other combination of idiotic gibberish
I am Lagging "Pushing people off map with props, and ping not even in a range to lag"
"lol wut cuz I was bored worth"
"No I didn't" Clearly did.
"No you" or "Why would I do such a thing" or my personal favourite, and the one I use sometimes is "yes"
"My friend said you were traitor!"
"No i didn't, now you stupid I am secretly gay and take it out on others get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!"
or my fave when they realise your a girl....
"I love you"
"Suck my cock/dick" So charming
"sorry i thought you were a goat"
no joke. i have had this reply.
Uberz is a goat confirmed...
"I thought you were a NPC"
"You looked like you were in the traitor menu"
Continuing from that one
"I heard you buy something from the traitor menu"
The offending per then proceeds to argue over the slay for the remaining period they are on the server.
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